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Hey, Adam? How's your beard coming?
Adam: Pretty danged well if you ask me—!
Samantha: IT’S HORRIBLE. I CAN’T STAND THE THING.
Adam: Sammy’s not the biggest fan of the beard, that’s for sure…
Samantha: I’m begging you… PLEASE shave it. PLEASE. I’ll do anything, Adam; I’ll do, uh, errands for you or something. I’ll buy you, like, paintbrushes. Artsy stuff. ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES. The fur coat MUST GO.
Adam: How about we let Gem decide if I keep it or not! If she wants me to get rid of it, I’ll shave it for good. If she thinks it’s super sexy, then the beard stays.
Samantha: Errr, I don’t know about that—
Adam: Hey Gem! What do you think about my beard. Think it’s cute? Should I keep it?
Gem: Oh my goodness, definitely! I absolutely LOVE—
Gemma: I’m sorry, it’s just… Samantha’s making, like, strangling motions at me, it’s a little distracting…
Adam: Just ignore her. She’s a sore loser.